Monday, July 22, 2013

Dillishh Taken To Court

Today the Chasemates refused to let the Monday blues and Nominations get the best of them instead they opted to find humorous ways to keep themselves entertained and Dillish was at the centre of it all.

In the past Housemates like Nando have accused the young Namibian of being a tease and today the boys of The Chase put her alluring ways under the spotlight in a comical court room session.

It was Emeraldmate Alusa who wanted the Namibian to be charged with "playing games with his heart" and accused Melvin of being in love with Dillish. Angelo was his baffling lawyer who seemed to not know what he was talking about half the time.

As for Dillish, she and her lawyer Sulu did their best to dismiss these "false accusations". Melvin played one of the witnesses and clarified that he and the Namibian "are just platonic friends". The Nigerian also came to his buddies' defense saying that the fellas "were all trying to get back at her for telling them no".

Meanwhile Elikem took on the role of the judge presiding over the procedure and Jazz played a very convincing court room journalist with interesting narrations like, "All he wants is love like a hippie".

In the end Dillish was found guilty of being "a slutty drunkard" and ordered to make a sandwich for Alusa. Wow, these Housemates, say what you will about them but you can’t accuse them of not being amusing.

By Lihle Jacobs

13 comments:

  1. Bimp shld'v swappd Cleo fr either Feza the witch or Oneal bigbrain, they r no longer n e game n r so boring

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    1. True I wnder why they are still keeping them

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    2. Haters go hang urselves,if the game is borin why do u watch?don u hav better things 2 du than 2 hate?Feza til day 91.......go gal

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    3. Feza me love oo nt a witch ohh na God fearing couple loo

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  2. Dnt worry, their time is coming very soon...

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    1. kip dreaming,afterol ts legal.....#Team feza#

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  3. Its serves Sulu right!

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  4. Heh banna,what has oneza done to you guys?

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  5. Not a dream.Oneza's time is soon.they think they run the game

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  6. Oneza once any of u is up, u re so gon copy dat.

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  7. yes guys, there time will come,this time we vote sulu to stay

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  8. People are intimidated by people with bigbrains, someone has to have their thinking caps on otherwise.......Halala Oneza Halala!#Team Oneza#

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  9. Feza z such a witch n two faced bt her tym will come, Oneal has lost his game too, they both think dat they r in their own house

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