Sunday, June 09, 2013

Sulu Pees In An Ice Bucket!

When a man's got to go, he's got to go.

There was drama in the Ruby House when some of the Housemates started gossiping about Sulu peeing in an ice bucket during the party.

ONeal in particular kicked up a fuss over this issue and expressed his disgust at Sulu's choice of lavatory. "Sulu is a hooligan for peeing in an ice bucket. Who does that?" he asked.

Natasha got all riled up and emotional over the issue as soon as she realised ONeal was not prepared to let it go. "Who doesn't pee? Even Big Brother pees". The Malawian Housemate then stomped off to the bedroom and told Sulu that he was being discussed downstairs. Sulu flew into a rage and headed downstairs to set ONeal and everyone who was talking about him straight.

"The only reason why I peed in the ice bucket is because I was under pressure. Everyone pees so it's not a big deal", he said.

Natasha looked like she was spoiling for a fight and as such had to be called to the Diary Room to cool off.

By Ngeti Dlamini

12 comments:

  1. I think Natasha mst go" fat poison" how can she do tht

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  2. Y does she have to go

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  3. they are entertaining tho, who wanna watch Biguesa,Sally,Betty,Fathima,Muntama,Bimp,Neil when the talkatives are out?

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  4. Why is it that natasha always sticks her nose where it doesn't belong? Ag man!

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  5. Someone forgot to mention Pokello amongst the "bore",she too must bounce

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  6. Guys don't forget,its a game and Natasha is playing her part.

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  7. Natasha must go. I dnt like her.she is a talkative. Lolz.sulu u dnt pee in an ice bucket is very bad.

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  8. NATASHA MUST GO, and she WILL go the very next time she's up. She's way too back and ancient, lousy, uncouth, and has a very unappealing personality. There's nothing entertaining in all her rantings. She belongs to her kitchen in lilongwe. Paloma got nowhere with her "mother hen" strategy. Natasha won't either!

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  9. I thot Sulu peed in a bottle and Neyll peed in an ice bucket. Tjonna

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  10. Dis news is false,neyll peed in an bucket n sulu peed in a bottle.I saw it.neyll even said dat it was d body guard dat gave him d idea

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  11. Ngeti Dlamini, the writer,

    You misplaced your story. Sulu pee'd in a bottle I saw it. The bother housemate was the one who went at it in the ice bucket. #TeamSulu

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