Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Feza and Oneal Go Traditional

There was pomp, colour and fanfare in the Ruby House this evening, when Oneal visited Feza's parental home to officially ask for her hand in marriage.

Oneal, who was accompanied by his uncles, Elikem and Angelo, cut a dashing figure in colourful traditional wear fit for an African prince, as he moved a step closer to officially making Feza his wife. The blushing bride couldn't contain her excitement as her sister Fatima, mom Natasha and aunt Annabel put the finishing touches on her dowry garb.

Everything seemed to be going according to plan until the bride's father, Sulu, showed up to the dowry negotiations drunk as a skunk. Sulu, the overprotective father gave his future in laws a piece of his mind as he stumbled about the lounge and reminded them just how precious his princess is.

The bride's mother, Natasha, was also as loud as they come and insisted that the in laws stick around for a lecture on how to treat her precious daughter. Fatima had no time to relax as she was sent from pillar to post, catering to the groom and his family’s needs.

She finally managed to catch her breath when Sulu that the dowry negotiations start. After going back and forth trying to come up with a bride price everyone would be happy with, both families reached a consensus. The dowry will not be cattle or any beast for that matter.

Instead, Oneal's family needs to show up with carrots, corn flakes, cooking oil, cheese and lots of alcohol. Once all the admin had been sorted out, both families settled in for a huge celebratory feast, whipped up by the woman of the house, Natasha. "If I get married to Oneal one day, I want to wear the traditional Nguni hat, because Oneal is from Botswana. Wow, this feel's so real", Feza said, as the Rubies got out of character.

What's Feza trying to say? Should we prepare for an epic wedding once Big Brother The Chase has wrapped? One things for sure. She and Oneal look good together and would no doubt make some really good looking babies!

By Ngeti Dlamini

10 comments:

  1. Dats reall luv not dis Cleo n hakeem tin! Mayb hakeem luv her but cleo is playing d game! Hop d win der wager plz.

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  2. Wonderful though am nt impressed by feza character behaviours...she is so cunning n manipulating a lot,wsh sulu n elikem knew bt her fate wil get her unknowingly..or u p'ple r nt seeing anything strange with her?

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  3. Seconded! Feza is not straightforward

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  4. I don't see anything meaningful coming from this FezaOneal relationship. If Feza wins the money, she will dump him for a white man and if Oneal wins it, he will dump her for a younger most likely South african girl. I can read their brains that's my gift

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  5. My dear Feza should know better. As for me Ruby housemates are entertaining. I love this

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  6. Oneal i just playing the game tswanafully as if,he can do it african way as others do it,here back home we will be xpresing this tswanafull outdated unwritten norms n traditions forgetting thats the man is at the game

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  7. I just Love Oneal & Feza lets give them a chance ppl..

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  8. The Ruby house is the game, big up guys.

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  9. i hav a feeling tht feza n oneal rltionship is REAL!

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  10. Plz dat der drama on proposal is it d same tin I watched hakeem n cleo doing? Very poor! After all d diamonds ask hakeem wen they are getting married hakeem said after 2yrs n askd cleo she said yes 2yrs! Both are playing games

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